Friday, February 29, 2008

Road Trips, Hippies, and Vegemite



I was just sitting in my room talking to some American friends last Friday and we randomly decided to go on a little road trip.  Everybody raced to their rooms to pack up and 15 minutes later we met downstairs and loaded up the wagon.  Talk about short notice.  So Ciara, Jimmy, Adam and I set off for Torquay, almost two hours away with the traffic.  There we bought groceries and gas and started down the Great Ocean Road.

I finally got to see the legendary Bells Beach, one of the best surf spots in the world and home of the epic Rip Curl surfing contest (which is coming up in three weeks!).  The surf wasn't too hot, so I took a few pictures and kept driving, looking for a spot to camp for the night.  We made it down to Lorne and found a random dirt road outside of town.  About 3 k's down the road there was a clearing where we parked the car, managed to start a fire with wet wood and a few pages of my Australia road atlas (pages from the northern territory, which I don't plan on visiting), and heated up the leftover stir-fry I had cooked the day before.

The rain started a little before we got to the campsite and was on and off all night.  I didn't have a tarp for my tent, plus it was freezing outside, so we ended up with all four of us sleeping in the back of the wagon.  I was comfortable and slept like a baby in my warm sleeping bag, but my friends were pretty uncomfortable and didn't sleep too well that night.

We got up and ate a couple pbj's for breakfast, cleaned up and drove to the nearby Erskine falls for a little hike.  Not content to stand on the viewing platform, we jumped down and climbed across the slippery rocks to stand beneath the 38-meter fall.  I brushed my teeth in the waterfall to get ready for the day.

We then set off down the ravine through the gorgeous forest, following the stream past stands of huge fern trees and through dense dark rainforest.  Several hundred meters down the ravine from the waterfall, there were two people sitting up in a cleft in the rocks above the path.  They beckoned for us to climb up there, so we went.  It turned out to be an Israeli guy and his Australian girlfriend who had decided the ravine would be a good place to trip... soooo they had brought along their drugs and were peacefully enjoying the serenity of the forest.  The guy, forgetting our names no matter how many times we introduced ourselves, resorted to calling us "geniuses".  They were pretty cool hippies, and gave Adam and Jimmy some stickers with Indian symbols.  They also drew us a picture.  Awesome.

We hiked different trails throughout the day, finding some stunning views of waterfalls, small canyons, and of course, the ocean.  That night I slept comfortably in a sleeping back inside my tiny tent while Ciara, Jimmy, and Adam piled in the back of the car for another fitful night's rest.  The next day we headed back to Melbourne.

Classes started for me on Tuesday, which meant sitting in lectures from 9 AM until 1.  My tutorials and workshops were spread out over Wednesday and Thursday, which meant I had a little time to get my reading done between classes.  I'm really excited to have the professors I do, because they are all excellent.

I showed my Aussie mates the movie "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure", which no one had seen before.  We've been hanging out, cooking, playing soccer, basketball, and pool, and just having a good time.  Tim has given everybody a nickname, so there are the two girls: Faker (from Singapore) and Stoner (she doesn't smoke); and the guys:  Lash the Gash, Doc, Smithstress, McIvor, Abhi, and of course, Danger (that's me.  Thanks to Tim the Smithstress, a lot of people don't even know me by my real name).  We all live in Roberts hall, and so all it requires is a short walk to either McIvor's room, the common room, or the kitchen to locate everybody else.
I already have a lot of reading and writing to do for my classes, so today is a bit of a study day, followed by a trip into the city tonight.  This morning Amy (Stoner) introduced me to the classic Aussie breakfast of vegemite spread on toast, which was... salty.  I'm not quite used to vegemite yet, but the Aussies love it and Amy figures that by the time the end of the semester comes, I'll want it all the time.  I guess we'll see!

Thursday, February 21, 2008

O-Weeeeeek!!!!



What a crazy week!  The Aussies got here last weekend and I immediately made several best friends.  I went to a day of orientation and then decided that I needed a break so I went surfing instead of orienting the next day.  I drove down to Gunnamatta, on the Mornington Peninsula, and tried to pass myself off as a local by putting on an Australian accent and saying things like "g'day, mate." and "howya goin' mate?"  I think it worked, but probably only because that's all I said to the other surfers.

The surf was pretty flat, like a couple feet overhead with offshore winds (in other words, it would have been one of the best days of the year back home).  The water was really cold but extremely clear.  When I got out I drove down the peninsula to some cliffs overlooking the ocean, where there are some good-looking diving spots.  Now I joined the scuba club, and with $25.00 a week full-gear rental, I'll definitely be going back there.

I got pretty sick for a couple days there, which wasn't much fun, but I had a couple pretty trippy dreams when I had a solid fever and that always makes it more interesting.

Sooo I hung out, shooting pool, watching movies, and making friends around the halls until I started getting better.  I met my best Aussie mates by cooking a good dinner: they said I could join their cooking club for first years, and what's more, they said I could cook every meal for the club.  There are just seven of us in it.  So I promised them a good American meal of steak and potatoes as long as they buy the food.

We have fun trying to mimic each others' accents.  They get a kick out of me talking about putting on a "jumpa and trackies", and I get a kick out of Lash saying with his best American accent:  "Hey, y'all gimme a hot dawg with ketchup" (which makes absolutely no sense to an Australian, seeing as they have "sausages" rather than hot dogs and "tomato sauce" rather than ketchup.

Last night we had a black-light party and a very random thing happened.  I met a girl named Cindy who said she was from Greenville, SC.  I said "oh, my sister goes to Furman" and she said "Hey, I went to Furman too."  So it turns out that she is friends with Carolyn and the crew.  I think I'm starting to believe in the six degrees of separation theory when I come all the way to the other side of the world and randomly meet somebody who knows my sister.

Today I went to orientation for a while, then we had a huge food fight back at the halls.  What started out as a somewhat organized though messy activity which involved a food version of the game twister and a blindfolded ice-cream feeding competition soon devolved into a wild mess which left all of us covered head to toe in cottage cheese, shaving cream, ice cream, sprinkles, chocolate syrup, tomato sauce, barbecue sauce, coke, and orange juice residue.  My R.A., Abhi, a guy Tim who lives below me, and I led the charge down the hill into the lake to clean up.  Which is ironic considering that had we been in any other state of cleanliness the lake would be considered more of a cesspool than an actual body of water.  But by our best estimates, the water was cleaner than we were, so we went for a swim.  Then everybody went and took showers and put antibiotic cream on whatever skin lesions they had.  Tim reckons we'll all die of some weird disease, but I feel okay right now.

Aside from a sore throat, that is, which I obtained by screaming my lungs out on the most unthrilling roller coaster rides I've experienced in a long time.  Let me take that back.  The thrilling part was that the rides felt like they would fall apart at every turn and send us plummeting to the pavement 15 metres below.  Screaming just makes it more fun.  Luna Park, the small theme park we visited, resembles the St. Theresa's fair without the cotton candy or the prize booths.  But Monash rented it out for us, so at least it was free.  And I had fun with my mates.

I've been working on my footie as well so expect me to be a pro Aussie-rules player by the end of the semester.  Between kicking the footie, jumping for frisbees, and late-night bush diving and possum chasing, I think we might destroy every bush in the grass area below my dorm by the end of the semester.  Jimmy and I plan on catching a possum by the time we leave Australia.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Mom, you would be proud...

My first few days in Melbourne have been full of fun, making friends, and a lot better food than the peanut butter sandwiches and instant noodles I ate every day last week.  I'm one of around 260 international students at Monash (Only a few Australians have arrived), and I've spent a few hours sitting in a big auditorium listening to some ladies talk about public transit, the Melbourne area, school, registration, work, and all that great stuff.  I'll admit, I fell asleep a few times.  But when we're not in orientation, we've been having a blast just getting to know each other, hanging out, and going to the city.

Melbourne is a beautiful city.  We've taken the train and a bus into the downtown area a couple of times for dinner.  The public transit is easy and good as long as you're just going into the city.  It gets pretty expensive to take a bus anywhere else.

I learned to play Aussie Rules Football today, as well as Cricket.  Cricket's definitely a little more boring.  I have to laugh at Cricket.  I wondered what was up when I saw the same teams playing three days in a row on the telly.  Come to find out, the game lasts all day for five days straight, and the teams break for lunch and tea (dinner) together every day.  I can't imagine either standing in the field waiting for the ball for that long or running back and forth between the two wickets all day like that.

Soccer is more my type of sport.  We have a soft court right by the dorms that's used for basketball and soccer, so after playing a little footie and "wielding the willow" (batting at cricket), I joined a team with one other American, two brits, and one of our mentors from Dubai, and we played some 5 v 5.  There's a huge group here from Loyola University, and a few of the guys stepped up to play.  We won the first game by a good margin, but got beat when they put a fresh team on the field against us.  Looks like we've got some good matches coming up in the next few weeks.

Everybody's great here, really friendly and outgoing.  I've made a lot of friends from all over the world, and we make fun of each other for our different accents and stuff.  It's pretty funny to hear Aussies or my British friends make fun the Americans by trying to talk like us.

I think international orientation is pretty much done.  The Aussie first-years should show up this weekend and we'll have some more fun getting to know a bunch of new people during regular o-week.  I've got my classes set up and my preferences for my tutorial times put in.  It looks like I'm probably going to have classes all day Tuesday and Thursday, and then possibly a four-day weekend, Friday through Monday.  If all goes according to plan.  I'm excited about the classes I'm taking too.  They should all be really interesting, and probably challenging as well.

I've met some surfers and we're all ready to car pool down to either the surf coast, Mornington, or Phillip Island whenever the next swell comes.  Just so you guys know, it's kind of the summer doldrums down here right now, but we're looking at a 10-foot swell at 17 seconds for the middle of next week.  I don't know if I'll be able to slip out of orientation for a day, but I guess there'll be more.  Especially once the summer flatness is over.

So not many adventures yet in Vic.  I've just been making friends and kickin' back for a while before school starts.  But I'm starting to plan for a weekend down in the Otways once school starts up, so that's definitely something to look forward to besides my classes.


Sunday, February 10, 2008

I'm back.



Soooooo I am back in civilization.  I did have a brief stop in Sydey, but other than that, it has been the woods, beaches, mountains, highways, and backroads for the past 5 days: I have been sleeping in my car in beach parking lots, on top of cliffs, in random neighborhoods, and somewhere in the mountains.

            I was in Brisbane until Tuesday, when I finally got my car (’93 Ford Falcon Wagon), and took off.  I got down to Surfer’s Paradise on Tuesday evening, and had a look around before parking on a dead end road with a beach access and going to sleep in my car.  Wednesday morning I was up for a beautiful Gold Coast sunrise, then went down to Burleigh Heads, the famous right point break, to check the surf.  It was pumping 8-12 foot faces with bigger sets.  As soon as the surf shop opened at 7 am, I grabbed a used surfboard (6’3” Bourton squash thruster for medium-sized surf, if you really want to know), drove back to Burleigh, and walked out to paddle out from the rocks.  I didn’t have a string to connect my leash to my board, so I ripped the collar out of an old white t-shirt I had and used that instead (this is important later).

            I spent Wednesday night in the car outside some apartments near Snapper Rocks, the head of superbank, one of the longest waves in the world.  I found that if I park facing uphill, the back seat makes a pretty comfortable little “v” to lie down in. 

 

On Thursday I paddled out before sunrise to the longest and probably some of the biggest waves I’ve ever surfed.  On my second wave, that cheap move I had pulled by using a t-shirt collar to attach my leash came back to bite me.  I broke my leash dropping into a double-overhead set right by the rocks, where the wave breaks extremely hard.  I got thrashed around like a rag doll by the wave I wiped out on, and the next five waves as well.  I found myself washed a couple hundred feet inside of where I had started, but it was still about a hundred-fifty yard paddle to reach my board where it washed up on shore (luckily, not on the rocky part of shore).  I found a new piece of string, put my leash back on the board, and paddled back out.  The water there was perfectly blue and pretty clear.  I caught some waves that ran from Snapper Rocks all the way through Rainbow Bay to the next point break, Greenmount, with rides of about 35-45 seconds, and after each one it was a six-minute walk back up the beach to where I started off.

            By the time I left Snapper, I counted between 160 and 170 people in the water.  They just kept coming.  My last wave I couldn’t even carve on.  I just had to weave my way through the crowd.  I wasn’t surprised at the number of people I saw with banged-up boards from hitting other people while surfing.

            I got in the falcon and drove south for a while to Byron Bay, and then to Lennox Head, another right point break, where I again had some of the best waves I’d ever surfed, or at least some of the heaviest.  The swell was building that afternoon, but the wind made the waves a little choppy.  The wave breaks a really long way, extremely close to the rocky shoreline (Trey and Dad, think Punta Roca with sets of double-overhead plus and that’s about what it was like).  I sliced myself pretty badly on the rocks getting out of the water, but at least my board is all right…

            I met my first American friend in Australia there, a Rhode Islander named Cliff.  When I drove south that afternoon, he came down to the next surf spot… Angourie.

            I think I found heaven.  Angourie is definitely one of the most beautiful places I’ve ever seen.  The pictures I took don’t do it justice at all, but they do give a little idea.  A little rocky headland juts out into the ocean, with beautiful sandy beaches on either side connecting it to the mainland, soft grass growing all over it, and a staggeringly gorgeous coastline both North and South.  The parking lot sits on the cliff a couple hundred feet above, and from it you can see the right point-break on the north side of the headland, the left point-break on the south side, a beachbreak just down from the left, and right around the corner there is a freshwater pool with some rocks to jump off of.  The sunset over the hills of the North Coast on Thursday night was absolutely amazing.

            Cliff was sleeping in his car as well, so we hung out at Angourie that night, watching a light show:  The stars were incredible.  It’s way out in the middle of nowhere, overlooking a national park (I should add that I almost hit a wallaby while driving there that evening), so the milky way stretched all the way across the sky.  Out offshore a iolent thunderstorm raged, so the lightning and the stars alternated capturing our attention.

 

I think I’ve had a couple of adventures before, but aside from that accident in October, I’ve never had an adrenaline rush like I had for the 2 ½ hours I surfed on Friday morning.  To paddle out at Angourie, you either have to go from the beach and duck-dive the waves (which were past double overhead, even on the inside), or you go down and jump off a rock and paddle a few yards over to the break.  I elected for the second option after watching one local paddle out there.  Then the local guy in front of me timed the jump wrong, got caught by a wave, and washed over the rock slab and into the boulders below where I stood, slicing his leg and punching a hole in his board.  I began to second-guess myself, but the surf was too good to resist.  A flat spell came and the guy started yelling at me to go if I was going to, so I waded out into the water as fast as I could, jumped off the rock slab (which is about waist deep), and paddled like I’ve never paddled before.

            The first goal is to get around the first set of rocks (about 6 feet to the left of where you jump) before the first wave hits you.  If you don’t make it, you’re pretty much screwed.  No other way to put it.  I made it around this first set, but then was confronted by the next goal:  to make it out before a set came and washed me into the rest of the boulders, which were about 30 feet inside of me.  If a set wave had come, I don’t know what would have happened once I was off the slab.  There was no going back.  I ducked under the waves that were still crashing onto the rocks beside me (during the lull, there were only 8-foot faces.  Not even faces, really, but heaving barrels onto the rocks) and gunned it for the outside.  With my adrenaline pumping, I made it out just before a set with 20-foot faces crashed down the point, starting off with a heaving barrel on the rock slab I had jumped off of and then peeling down the point.

            When you’re surfing waves that big and heavy, you just have to make a decision, paddle as hard as you can, and go for it.  There is no backing out at the last second unless you want to get sucked over with the wave onto the rocks.  So you just have to put the rocks and wipe-outs out of your mind and don’t look back.  I caught a couple of the smaller sets, which were about double-overhead, before working my way up to the big ones.  I think each progressive wave I surfed for the first hour was the most scared I’ve ever been (besides during my car accident).  Even after the paddle out, my adrenaline started going harder as I free-fell down the biggest waves I’ve ever surfed, making some drops that I’d guess were triple overhead and very steep.

            Big swells move so fast that by the time you get to the bottom of the wave, you have already traveled about 50 yards.  After just two carves on a wave, I was looking at about a 150-yard paddle back to the peak.  The swell peaked early in the morning with some set waves that the locals described as “10-footers”, meaning a wave face of over 20 feet.  I think I caught a couple that big…

            Cliff had come out too, though he came pretty close to getting washed onto the rocks.  Eventually we were the only two out as the locals all left for work or got caught inside by a set and elected not to paddle back out.  Cliff got out of the water and I caught another big wave in to the beach.  By the time we got out, the swell was starting to back off quite a bit, but there were still some solid waves.  We went and jumped off the rocks into the freshwater pool for a swim before heading our separate ways.  He drove north back to his school on the Gold Coast, and I headed south along the Pacific highway toward Sydney.

            The countryside was incredible.  I drove down a side-road about two hours north of Sydney and surfed a spot called seal rocks.  It was small, only a little overhead, but the waves were perfect and the water was so clear that I could see fish on the bottom 10 feet below just like they were right beneath my fingertips.  Friday night I drove down to Newcastle, hung out around the town for a while, called my parents, and then drove about halfway to Sydney, finding a (rather sketchy) neighborhood, setting up my towels and surfboard in the car to block out the streetlights, and falling asleep.

 

Saturday morning I woke at 6 to rain pattering on the roof of the falcon.  I drove through the rain to Sydney, finding myself lost on the crazy roads through the city before finding my way down to park somewhat close to the opera house.  I took some pictures, and explored a little of the botanical gardens and the government house.  I felt a little crowded around all of the tourists, so I got in my car and found my way down to the highway that headed southwest, toward Melbourne. 

            I was pretty broken up after Dad told me about Jessica Pety the night before.  I cried a lot as I drove.  I kept thinking about sitting in the front row at the church in travelers rest three weeks ago and watching her talk about her vision with World Harvest Mission.  I’m very thankful that I got to spend some time with her when I went to see Carolyn last month.  Even though I didn’t get to see her that often, it was a blessing just to know such a gracious, godly young lady.  I was so tired and in shock when Dad told me on Friday night that I guess it didn’t even really hit me until I was alone on the road with my thoughts on Saturday.  I’ll be praying for you guys at Furman, and Carolyn, I’m really sorry I’m not at home so I can call and talk to you.  I wish I could.  I’ll definitely try soon.

            I drove all through the middle of the day, through lots of rain and eventually found the sun mid-afternoon in the highlands north of Mt. Kosciusko.  I drove down the freeway without a plan until I saw a sign for the Snowy Mountain Highway, so I randomly decided to check it out.  After all, I didn’t have to be in Melbourne yet.

            The highway became a 2-lane road barely wide enough for two vehicles, so it’s lucky that there wasn’t much traffic (I think I saw about 10 cars in an hour).  There were a couple fun little one-way bridges over rushing streams.  The speed limit (not on the bridges) was 100 km/h, which meant that passing a vehicle going in the opposite direction was a little scary because the lanes were so tight.

            The road wound up into the mountains, through passes, past fields where cows and sheep grazed, above vineyards, between farms.  In a couple of the fields there were huge flocks of large white wild cockatoos.  I went to a town called Tumbarumba just because the name is sooooo cool.  I bought some groceries, meaning a can of pineapple, strawberry jelly, and water, and kept driving down the long road.  When evening fell I was starting to scope out places to spend the night.  I saw a sign for a lookout and drove 2 kms up a dirt road to the top of a hill as it grew dark.  I saw my first kangaroo right before the turnoff, which made me happy because I had been seeing kangaroo crossing signs for the past 4 hours.

            At the top of the hill was a field, and in a little clearing beside the field stood a shelter with three walls, a concrete floor, and a fireplace.  I pulled out my flashlight and gathered some wood, finding a couple of good thick logs to burn.  I started a fire, and used the can from the pineapple to boil water so I could eat some of the instant noodles I had bought back on the Gold Coast.  I was proud of my warm fire, especially as temperatures dropped down into the low 40’s Fahrenheit in the darkness.  I had a hot dinner, waited till the fire had all but died, looked up into the crystal-clear sky at the stars twinkling above (more stars than I have seen in a long time, because I was so far from any town), and climbed into the car to sleep.  I have always had quite an imagination, so sleeping alone in the woods 70 kms from the closest town made me imagine some funny sounds.  But I slept all right.

            It got so cold in the night that even though I was sleeping in my sweatshirt, I had to put my extra jacket, pants, and shoes and socks back on.  I pulled a beanie over my head, but even so I woke at 5 a.m. shivering uncontrollably.  The towels were not much help, since I had packed thin ones to keep down my backpack’s weight.

            So I got up and searched around in the dark for a little more firewood.  I found some grass and a couple logs, and I managed to start up a fire from the embers of the one that had gone out 7 hours before, not even having to use my lighter.  That’s survival skills right there.  It started getting light and I cooked myself some toast on the fire, then watched one of the most beautiful sunrises I have ever seen over the peaks to the east.

            I drove to Melbourne, and found Monash University, and now I actually have a bed to sleep in.  But the adventures are far from over.  I’ve only been in Australia for 12 days.

            

Friday, February 1, 2008

Tropical North Queensland, Friday Feb. 1



Sooooooo...
I fulfilled what has been one of my life goals ever since I was little when I dove the great barrier reef on Wednesday. There were only five other certified divers, so it was a good small group. Everywhere I go, I make new friends who I will never see again. I dove with a terrific young German couple, a funny Italian, an American, and a dutch lady. The visibility on the three dives was only about 20 meters, so I've seen clearer water, but I've definitely never seen so many different kinds of fish and corals. The diversity was astounding. I saw some coral trout (grouper) and parrotfish being cleaned by cleaner wrasses, and many fish that don't live in the carribbean. Yeah I know I'm a nerd.
The snorkelling was better than the diving because the top 5 meters of water were crystal clear. The reef was shallow, the fish were everywhere. I saw anemones with clownfish, giant clams, a school of squid...
I didn't take any pictures except one of our dive group. I wasn't able to post pictures on the computer at parrotfish lodge, where I stayed in Port Douglas, but I'll try on this one. But the reef was pretty much just like the postcards. After diving, I snorkelled for about half an hour after everybody else was in the boat, and finally they called me in and got ready to go.

Once back, I decided to go for a little walk all the way to the end of 4-mile beach, where I went looking for crocodiles in a swamp and ended up only finding about a billion mozzies (mosquitos, for those of you who don't speak aussie). Ended up being about a 10-mile walk, the end of which found me in the dark and the rain. By the way, the rain in queensland is the warmest I've ever felt. It's almost not even refreshing.
I've been buying groceries a little at a time instead of eating in restaurants. I eat a lot of bananas because they're cheap.

Thursday I was a little tired from my diving and walking, so I decided to rent a mountain bike, ride for 40 minutes to a trail and hike an hour and a half up the steepest hill I've ever climbed. About 15 minutes into my hike I ditched my backpack and hiked up with just my camera. I didn't see any sign of human life during the whole hike. But I did find some wild cockatoos, cool butterflies, a waterfall, and some great views of the coast and the Mowbray River. I climbed to the top of the "bump track", an old gold mining track. It was so steep that on the way down, I was basically sliding or running most of the way.
I got back to Port Douglas and ate a Mocka's meat pie (recommended to me as the best in Oz). Then Barra Bill Clarke picked me up and we went fishing. We saw a little 2.5 meter croc on the way up the river, but the fish weren't really cooperating. There were four of us on the boat: Bill, a newlywed couple from Melbourne, and me. At the beginning of the trip Bill said the girl always catches the first or the biggest. She caught both. And the only barramundi, about a 15-pounder. Bill was a great guy though. He entertained us by feeding the fish eagles, which he has made friends with. He said each generation of eagle came a little closer when he held up a fish, and the year-old eagle who is there now came close enough to catch the mullet in midair.

Last night I arrived in Cairns. I really wanted to go see the tablelands up above Cairns, so I hopped on the scenic train to Kuranda at 8:30 this morning. Some of the views were great, and there were some beautiful waterfalls, but maybe because I was hadn't eaten yet I didn't enjoy it quite as much as the ooh-ing and ahh-ing Asian family in the next booth. But once we got to Kuranda it was another story. I got some food and water, packed a little lunch in my bag, and took off down the road for Barron Falls. The train had stopped there on the way to Kuranda, but only for a few minutes and I wanted a closer look.
Along the road, I ran into a crazy old metrosexual who told me (with ridiculous hand gestures and standing on tiptoe at times) that I should go down weird road if I wanted to find a swimming hole. So about 2.5 kms from town, I found Weir road (with a "d" graffitied on the end of weir), and decided to check it out. I found my first kookaburra on the way, making its chuckling call. At the end of the road I found the signs that said "No Entry" and "No Tresspassing, Queensland Rail Property" over a gate. So just like the crazy dude told me to, I went around the gate, made sure no one was looking, crossed the train track, and went down to the lake. Instead of going swimming in the lake like he told me, I went down past the (small) hydroelectric dam and facility, careful to keep out of sight, and discovered an awesome valley of rocks, lakes, and streams, at the end of which was the huge Barron falls that fell several hundred feet down into the gorge. So, naturally, I decided to go take a look at the waterfall, weaving my way through the bush and over huge rock outcroppings, climbing, jumping, slipping, and staying out of sight as best I could until I reached the edge of the chasm. Then I stood in full view of the tourists on either side of the gorge to take pictures from the rock outcropping I had reached in between the two waterfalls. I'm sure I got a closer view of the falls than 99.9% of people that come up that way, but it was a little dizzying looking over the edge of the waterfall into the pool a couple hundred feet below.
I climbed across the rock faces just above the falls until I reached some even ground. I'm not even gonna lie, I almost died (or at least almost broke something) because the rocks over a fast-flowing river were so far apart I had to just jump for it and hang on to whatever I could grip. No, it wasn't that serious. But at a few points on the climb up the steep rocks with the water flowing beneath me, I got scared and thought maybe I should have gone back the way I came. But at least on the way back I didn't come across any snakes like I had when I was finding my way down to the waterfall.
There was a little stream with rock walls on either side a little bit above the falls, so I took a swim and got something to eat and just chilled out, nobody else around except the lizards and dragonflies.
After tasting the forbidden fruit of the riverbed above the waterfall, I took a little hike. I think walking is the purest form of transportation because it's just you, no machine or animal carrying you. And I'm getting good at walking pretty long distances.
I rode the train back down with a nice elderly couple from Wales. They were pretty funny. Everything was "fantastic!" or "brilliant!!". Then I walked a few miles around Cairns and up to "the serpent" hostel, where I'm staying. The showers are like pressure washers. Just thought you might want to know.
So I've explored north Queensland by boat, by scuba, snorkel, bike, bus, train, walk, hike, and by running into a random neighborhood from ferocious mosquitos, in the rain and shine, the river and reef and rainforest and waterfalls, mountains, cities, and behind the "No Tresspassing" signs, and I have to say it's a great place.